{"id":3624,"date":"2012-04-15T20:28:50","date_gmt":"2012-04-15T20:28:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/manelmorral.cat\/blog\/?p=3624"},"modified":"2014-12-19T16:54:08","modified_gmt":"2014-12-19T16:54:08","slug":"un-assassi-en-serie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/manelmorral.cat\/blog\/?p=3624","title":{"rendered":"UN ASSASS\u00cd EN S\u00c8RIE…"},"content":{"rendered":"

…D’ANIMALS.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Amb les retallades de tota mena que aboquen al pa\u00eds a situacions l\u00edmits, aquest individu -el Borb\u00f3- gasta els diners dels nostres impostos per anar a ca\u00e7ar, a matar animals. O sia que, a m\u00e9s de s\u00e0trapa i par\u00e0sit tamb\u00e9 \u00e9s un assass\u00ed d’animals.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>

CA\u00c7ADOR CA\u00c7AT<\/p><\/div>\n

.<\/span><\/p>\n

Jo he tingut un somni.<\/p>\n

Una bonica fantasia sobre l’assass\u00ed en s\u00e8rie d’animals anomenat Borb\u00f3 (que rima amb cab…)<\/p>\n

El somni t\u00e9 un t\u00edtol \u201cLEG\u00ccTIMA DEFENSA\u201d<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Potser no resulta pol\u00edticament correcte -per\u00f2 en pol\u00edtica, avui, poques coses hi ha correctes- per\u00f2 si seria JUST, MOLT JUST.<\/p>\n

Ll\u00e0stima que tan sols \u00e9s aix\u00f2: un somni, una fantasia.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Mireu-vos tamb\u00e9 aquesta entrada publicada a internet per Juan Ya\u00f1ez:<\/p>\n

EL REY MATADOR DE ELEFANTES<\/a><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

…D’ANIMALS. Amb les retallades de tota mena que aboquen al pa\u00eds a situacions l\u00edmits, aquest individu -el Borb\u00f3- gasta els diners dels nostres impostos per anar a ca\u00e7ar, a matar animals. O sia que, a m\u00e9s de s\u00e0trapa i par\u00e0sit tamb\u00e9 \u00e9s un assass\u00ed d’animals. . Jo he tingut un somni. Una bonica fantasia sobre […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8PLxk-Ws","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":2950,"url":"https:\/\/manelmorral.cat\/blog\/?p=2950","url_meta":{"origin":3624,"position":0},"title":"L\u2019ENDEM\u00c0 DEL 20N… PREPAREM-NOS!!!","author":"manel","date":"20\/10\/2011","format":false,"excerpt":"Cada dia som m\u00e9s a prop del 20N. 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